I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
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After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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