CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
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The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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