hotel room ftw
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
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My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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