Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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