I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
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He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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