Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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