did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
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You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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