I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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