I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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