He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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