3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
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all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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