I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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