They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
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You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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