Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
no, he came in my armpit
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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