what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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