I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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