He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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