We named our party play list daddy issues
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
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Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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