The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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