Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I feel great
I just peed on a car
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
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the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
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We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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