he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
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I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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