I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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