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  i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot

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• and while you were busy aiming at their faces, she was crawling under the table grabbing more than just pong balls..

  Submitted by bedtimesockthief on Aug 7, 10 at 10:08pm

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• "Guido" is an Italian name for "Guy," as in Guy Fawkes, the guy who plotted to incinerate King James the 1st and the houses of Parliament in the 1600's. Just as the name Guy became a collective for the sex, the name Guido became collective for the Italian male.\nYes, I am a teenage girl with too much time on my hands.

  Submitted by unleashedxx on Aug 7, 10 at 10:58pm

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• oh. she noticed.

  Submitted by dre623 on Aug 7, 10 at 10:21pm

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• Damn, I gotta try this...

  Submitted by GUESS_WHAT on Aug 7, 10 at 11:28pm

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• Isn't guido a derogatory term for Italians, not mexicans?

  Submitted by gaterhog on Aug 7, 10 at 10:52pm

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• []D [] []\\/[] []D.[]\\[]

  Submitted by fkyou420 on Aug 8, 10 at 2:37am

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• And you are one smart man.

  Submitted by cmillss on Aug 8, 10 at 1:48am

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• Falcon punch!

  Submitted by austinonymouss on Aug 7, 10 at 10:36pm

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  • You've falcon punched for the last time sir fail...

    Submitted by jthenailer on Aug 12, 10 at 12:01am

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• Sumone luvs da meat!

  Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 8, 10 at 2:09am

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• Oh and OP, well played, my good sir.

  Submitted by unleashedxx on Aug 7, 10 at 11:01pm

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• Teeheehee

  Submitted by eggsandtokyo on Aug 7, 10 at 10:05pm

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• How dumb was she?

  Submitted by SippinSally on Aug 8, 10 at 1:25am

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• I was saying that he most likely is not a guido that he is most likely a little Mexican kid trying to be cool

  Submitted by enjoy420 on Aug 7, 10 at 11:33pm

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• My friend tryed that to me once. He is now my boyfriend!!!

  Submitted by zynzanna on Aug 8, 10 at 6:02pm

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• Hey mikethesituation... Fuck you! You are a piece if shit no one thinks you are funny and honestly I think all u stupid "guidos" should fucking die you think u are so cool and your probley a 14 year old little Mexican kid ! Get some new lines or just go kill yourself!!

  Submitted by enjoy420 on Aug 7, 10 at 10:33pm

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  • you have a lovely name

    Submitted by ls42092 on Aug 7, 10 at 10:42pm

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• Wow, I am literally impressed... Gotta try that out. Bravo good sir, bravo!

  Submitted by ZAK13 on Mar 24, 11 at 8:30am

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• Life is just a memory, so let's make the memory to last a lifetime!

  Submitted by CynicalWit on Aug 7, 10 at 10:20pm

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• She's obviously a twit or just likes it. Either way--good for you!

  Submitted by archer79 on Aug 8, 10 at 6:44am

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• Brilliant man!

  Submitted by ilovebreast on Aug 7, 10 at 10:07pm

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• This would be from my area code. Sounds like my ex bf

  Submitted by ohsnapitsbritney on Aug 8, 10 at 10:01pm

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• I think if she agreed to those terms then you didn't need terms in the first place just ask for some head already!....

  Submitted by jthenailer on Aug 12, 10 at 12:03am

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• did she died?

  Submitted by fistin_grannies on Aug 7, 10 at 11:33pm

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• TacoTown VS BurritoVille

  Submitted by purplepoop7 on Aug 9, 10 at 3:17am

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• Yeah that sounds like something that would happen in Atlanta...

  Submitted by TitansNHS on Jun 25, 11 at 2:55am

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• Cobb county let's goo!

  Submitted by justinnn on Oct 31, 11 at 2:19am

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