you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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