I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
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You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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