arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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