I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
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I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
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I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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