She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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