hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
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I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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