tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
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I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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