Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
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My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
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He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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