I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
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I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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