Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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