so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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