i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
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I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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