I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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