It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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