i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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