i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
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And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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