Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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