Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
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its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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