"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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