Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
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Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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