how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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