Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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