Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
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Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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