Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
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I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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