just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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