The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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