Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
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Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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